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August 20, 2012

Dear Sir,

I was pleased when my bank promised me “an 0K return” on my savings ...

... until I realised it stood for Absolute Zero.

Yours easing quantitatively,

ANDREW R DOBLE

Hamilton Parish

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Published Aug 21, 2012 at 8:23 am (Updated Aug 21, 2012 at 8:22 am)

Absolute returns

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