Too much excitement for an old man to handle
You can tell Louis van Gaal is getting old when he has to write down the score immediately after each goal.
At least that’s what I presume he’s scribbling down in his oversized notepad. It could be, of course, that he’s actually playing Sudoku in a bid to stop himself nodding off.
Van Gaal has admitted than even he, the architect of this much-maligned Manchester United team, is bored by the football they produce.
Admittedly, that was before Tuesday’s 3-3 exciting draw with Newcastle United in which his frantic pen moved noticeably faster than any of his back four.
“Too exciting” was probably the entry, and he was clearly unimpressed with the freedom displayed by his players.
It all points to some furiously regimented and repetitive defensive drills in the lead-up to Sunday’s match-up with familiar enemies Liverpool.
A 1-0 win of drudgery and lifelessness, you suspect, will leave the Dutchman beaming.
Tomorrow’s games
Tottenham v Sunderland
8.45am
After their home defeat to Leicester City, it’s hard to see Sunderland having the steel to repeat that achievement.
Prediction: 2-0
They have new faces in their squad and Norwich shot themselves in the foot away to Stoke City, so the stakes are high.
Alex Neil’s side to put up resistance, but the home side to edge it.
Prediction: 2-1
Phil Jagielka’s return appeared to sure up Everton’s backline against Manchester City, and they should fancy their chances against Chelsea, who are unbeaten under Guus Hiddink, but have drawn three of their past four leagues games.
Prediction: 2-2
City struggled for inspiration in midweek with Sergio Agüero still not hitting the heights fans have come to expect. Crystal Palace suffered the embarrassment of losing to Aston Villa, and will get little joy here.
Prediction: 3-0
Andy Carroll is out, ruling out a return to his boyhood club. That should be a boost to the home side who will bid to follow up an encouraging point at home to United.
A mere hunch, and against common sense, but a home win.
Prediction: 2-1
Ronald Koeman was a relieved man as his team got back to winning ways against Watford. They may find things a little tougher against Tony Pulis’s robust outfit, who have won two of their past three games and troubled Chelsea at Stamford Bridge.
Prediction: 1-2
Big game for both clubs. Villa will be desperate to build on their first win in aeons, while Leicester — everyone’s favourite second team this season — know a win is crucial ahead of a tough run of fixtures.
A Champions League place is fast becoming a real prospect for Claudio Ranieri and his players.
Prediction: 1-3
Liverpool v Manchester United
10.05am
The headline act — and a hugely intriguing one. Can Jürgen Klopp inspire another high-octane ambush that saw off City and Chelsea, or will Van Gaal’s boys take advantage of the abyss that resembles the Liverpool defence at present?
Both teams have problems right now but Liverpool’s extra vibrancy and energy in front of the Kop may swing it.
Prediction: 3-2
12.15pm
Usually the fixture Arsène Wenger least looks forward to each season — and this is no different, although Stoke are a slicker prospect this campaign.
Mark Hughes’s team have won four of their past five at the Britannia, but Arsenal need to show title-winning grit and application during their most-hated away trip.
A defining moment in Arsenal’s season.
Prediction: 0-1
Swansea City v Watford
4pm
Swansea’s plight is alarming and they have fast become a good tip for relegation. Their managerial situation is unsteady and Watford have impressive cohesiveness and a sharp front line.
Prediction: 0-2
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