February 28, 2005

Dear Sir,

I would like to say to the owner of pigeons which frequent the Frith Estate in Warwick, that he had better put rope on the legs of these pest, no longer than to reach his roof, so that these birds can use his roof as a toilet in order to keep our roof clean and our tank free of excrement.

Also, if Dr. Wingate still has his gun ? perhaps he could have some target practice in our area to rid these terrible pests!