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Defoe looking to free up his life ... completely

It's a dream job, right? I mean, who doesn't want to get paid organising Jermain Defoe's wardrobe, stocking his fridge and watering his plants.

Sounds like an easy way to earn $77,000 to $92,000 a year being an executive personal assistant for a top professional.

Wait. What? You also have to book all his social events, grow his brand, produce his iPhone apps and seek out sponsorship opportunities.

Oh, and then if you can create his own clothing line and fragrance and start up his Sports Mentoring and Management company that would be good, too.

Don't forget running his academy. And please be on call 24/7.

One last thing, you have to organise family holidays and remember when Mother's Day and, er, Bonfire Night is.

That leaves only one thing left for Jermain to do: score goals. Sunderland, to be frank, need all they can get.

11am kick off unless stated

Tomorrow's games

Newcastle v Arsenal


New boy Florian Thauvin should be handed a start for Newcastle. Arsenal need to click soon.

Prediction: 1-2

Aston Villa v Sunderland

Conceding three to Exeter sums up shambolic Sunderland right now.

Prediction: 3-2

Bournemouth v Leicester

Eddie Howe's team to continue winning new admirers.

Prediction: 2-2

Chelsea v Crystal Palace

Pedro to again spark Chelsea into life.

Prediction: 3-1

Liverpool v West Ham

Worrying time for the Hammers. Christian Benteke will relish this one.

Prediction: 3-0

Manchester City v Watford

City should extend their irresistible start to the season.

Prediction: 3-1

Stoke City v WBA

Stoke have shown glimpses of promise so far.

Prediction: 2-1

Spurs v Everton

Tottenham look sluggish still. Everton to test them.

Prediction: 2-2

Sunday's games

Southampton v

Norwich City


Saints should have too much despite shaky start.

Prediction: 2-1

Swansea v Man United


Swansea should be able to provide a much sterner test than Brugge.

Prediction: 1-1

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Published August 28, 2015 at 9:00 am (Updated August 28, 2015 at 12:13 am)

Defoe looking to free up his life ... completely

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