March 15

Bermuda Musical & Dramatic Society 'Gums Unplugged' (comedy skits), Daylesford Theatre, Washington Street, 8 p.m. Tickets: $25. Available: www.boxoffice.bm or at Daylesford from 7 p.m. to 8 p.m. (tel. 292-0848).

CMB Enterprises presents An Evening of Jazz at City Hall at 8 p.m. Featuring Chiara Sivello and her quartet. Patron tickets are $60 for the Friday and reception, regulation admission $50. Available at Peoples Pharmacy, 27th Century Boutique and www.boxoffice.bm. 234-0453.

441 Productions & Flanagan's Irish Pub & Restaurant present their 1st Annual Pre St Patrick's Day Celebration. Featuring direct from Toronto, Elevation, The World Greatest U2 Tribute Band. Also featuring traditional Irish entertainment and Secret PoPo. It all happens at Barrs Bay Park, on Pitts Bay Road.

Tickets are available for Flanaghan's Irish Pub and Restaurant, All Wrapped Up, the I Store and Gosling's Retail Stores. For more information email: 441productions@bermuda.com or ring: 537-6140

International Hat & Jewellery Show in The Bermuda Room at the Elbow Beach Hotel. Time: 4 pm and doors open at 3pm. Light refreshments will be served. For more information telephone 336-2738 or 296-4030. Tickets $50 and Seniors $40.

La Borsa is inviting patrons to come to the Opus Lounge for a change from winter hues to summer's splash. Time: 9 am - 12 pm

March 16

Bermuda National Trust Palm Sunday Walk 2008 2 p.m. start and finish Ducks Puddle Park on Coney Island Road. For the first time, walkers can also take pleges to help the Bermuda National Trust. Not suitable for dogs or strollers.

Bermuda Business and Professional Women's Club on Palm Sunday at the Fairmont Hamilton Princess. Guest speaker is Dr. Shanda Duncan of Greater Smith Hill New Testament Church of God. Tickets $60 are available from C.A.R.E. Learning Centre 292-0915 or Dottie's Unisex Beauty Centre 292-2397 and members. Time 8 am and doors open at 7.30 am.

March 18

The Family Centre's Forum cordially invites the public to the second in a series of thought provoking documentaries on our Island's youth and elderly. "Between the Cracks" premiers at Number Six Shed, Front Street Hamilton. Film begins at 7 pm and panel discussion is from 7.30 pm to 8.30 pm. For registration and more information telephone 232-1116.

March 19 & 20

Bermuda Musical & Dramatic Society: The Vagina Monologues 2008 by Eve Ensler 8 p.m. at the Mid-Ocean Ampitheatre at the Fairmont Southampton Resort. Proceeds will benefit the Women's Resource Centre. www.boxoffice.bm .

March 20

The annual RED Party is back during the Good Thursday Holiday at the multi level G Spot. The Spring soiree is in conjunction with Unité Promotions and SalsaMania Productions. It promises to feature early Latin Fusion Miami mix and performances, M.A.C body painted hosts & Gibbons Company spring fashion walkthrough, DJs OB1 & Chubb, spin Ministry of Sound Progressive tunes and party mixes from the vault. Also Sabor Dance group's in the Salsa and Bachatta Lounge, Amstel Pulse and other drink specials, cool door prizes, and giveaways from our sponsors complimentary, and Cellutini Cocktail with Havana Club Rum and complimentary hor d'ouerves. Time: 11pm - 3am. Limited advance tickets now available at: CellularONE Hamilton, M.A.C Front Street, Music World and Sabor Dance School, $35. $50 at the door.

Smooth in conjunction with Simply Beautiful are putting on the first pre-Good Friday 80s, 90s, old school Reggae sensation: Devilish 2 at the Prison Officer's Club. DJs China and Bussy and Magic of Souljah 1. No baggy jeans, no fittef hats and no tees. All ladies in bright clours get in free before 11.30 pm. Tickets $25.

Department of National Drug Control is holding a series of community meetings to discuss National Drug Control Policies and Master and Action Plan. 12.30 p.m. to 2 p.m. at the Anglican Cathedral on Church Street and will feature experts from the Bermuda Police, HM Customs and The Department of National Drug Control. Free lunch for the first fifty people.

March 21

St. David's County Cricket Club is hosting The Gilbert Lamb Day with Go-Kart Racing, Hot Dog eating contest, fun castle, races for children and adults, a dunking booth, kite competitions, a beer drinking contest, prizes and much more! DJ Jugglin' Jason will spin the tunes for the entire day. Gates open at 11 am. Admission is free.

March 22

Kiwanis Club of Hamilton Night of Poetry & Song, Pembroke Sunday School hall,7 pm. Tickets (including refreshments): patrons $20, at the door $15, seniors/children 12 and under $5. Emcee Marshall Griffin of KJazFM. Performers include Prospect Primary School Choir, Francis Patton Primary Choir , Tony Robinson, Poet Vernette Dorian, Devaughan DeGraff, Somerset Brigade Youth Band, Poet Paul Adderley. David Bean, Gary Bean, The Ambassadors for Harmony, Magic Boyles and poet Leo Mills. For tickets contact Carole Clarke at 292-2386, or Steve McMinn at 297-7557.

March 24-28, April 7-11

Bermuda National Gallery/Kaleidoscope Arts Foundation Mural art camp for 8-14 year olds, Kaleidoscope, cnr. Jubilee Rd and Parsons Lane, Devonshire, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Cost: members $300, others $350, inc. art materials. Further information/registration: Fiona at kaleidoscopeartsfoundation@logic.bm or tel. 236-5963.

March 24-28

Hasty Pudding Theatricals City Hall box office for 'Fable Attraction' open 12 noon to 2 p.m.

March 25

US Consulate 'Harvard in Hamilton for Habitat': Free benefit performance featuring singers Harvard Krokodiloes, Harvard Din & Tonics, and Radcliffe Pitches, Anglican Cathedral, Church Street, 12 noon. Donations accepted by Habitat for Humanity Bermuda. All welcome.

March 26-29

Hasty Pudding Theatricals 'Fable Attraction', City Hall theatre, 8 p.m. Tickets: $25. Online reservations: www.boxoffice.bm or City Hall box office March 24-28 12 noon to 2 p.m.

March 27-30

Bermuda Arts Centre at Dockyard Watercolour workshop with Canadian artist/instructor Marilyn Timms, SFCA, SCA. Further information/registration: tel. 234-2809 or website www.artbermuda.bm

March 28

BIFF Launch Party: Volcanic Productions is proud to host the 11th Bermuda International Film Festival Launch Party. Join us at Bermuda's only caffeine & culture hub for a legendary set from 'Bonehawk' - outer space's most revered DJ. Rock Island Café, Hamilton. 8 pm - 1 am. Cash Bar and light snacks. Tickets $20, are available at the door.

April 5

BIFF Wrap Party: Volcanic Productions says they will feature live performances by Langhorne Slim & The War Eagles, also witness the debut performance of Bermuda's most ignorant reggae artist 'UZIMON' (having recently sold ¼ million tracks on iTunes). Fairmont Hamilton Princess, Princess Ball Room. 9 pm - 2 am. Open Bar and Food. Tickets $80, are available at the BIFF box office, which is located in Washington Mall (old Frameworks) or $100 at the door.

April 11

Alliance Francaise 'Un Bistro à Paris' Annual Dinner at the Royal Hamilton Amateur Dinghy Club. Reception is 7 p.m. General meeting 7.30 p.m. and dinner at 8 p.m. French music and speakers. Tickets on sale at Pulp & Circumstance on Queen Street for $40 for members and $70 for non-members. For reservations before April 8 telephone 336-7901 or email alliancefrancaise@logic.bm.