TODAY

Kiwanis Club of Hamilton Night of Poetry & Song, Pembroke Sunday School hall,7 pm. Tickets (including refreshments): patrons $20, at the door $15, seniors/children 12 and under $5. Emcee Marshall Griffin of KJazFM. Performers include Prospect Primary School Choir, Francis Patton Primary Choir , Tony Robinson, Poet Vernette Dorian, Devaughan DeGraff, Somerset Brigade Youth Band, Poets Paul Adderley. David Bean, Gary Bean, The Ambassadors for Harmony, Magic Boyles and poet Leo Mills. For tickets contact Carole Clarke at 292-2386, or Steve McMinn at 297-7557.

Celebrity Bowling Tournament at the Warwick Lanes starting at 1 p.m. hosted by All-pro linebacker Antonio Pierce. Each team will have a local or international celebrity captain. Four person team entries - $250 per team. For more information email exquisitedesigns@northrock.bm or 337-1335.

Masquerade Affair to benefit the Salvation Army at the Fairmont Hamilton Princess. 9 p.m. to 3 a.m. 25 and over. ID required. Old School verses New School. Guest DJ Biz Markie and DJ Kaos and DJ Chub. Hosted by Anthony Anderson. Tickets only event at $75 sold at Secrets, Music World, Sasch. For VIP Tickets or more information email exquisitedesigns@northrock.bm or 337-1335. Cocktail or formal dress. Mask Required.

TOMORROW

Yolanda Adams Gospel Lunch to benefit The Salvation Army in the Fairmont Southampton Amphitheatre. Also local performances by Tony Robinson and "Rejoice" Doors open at 10 a.m. Showtimes 11 a.m. sharp. Tickets $125 sold at Music World, Music Box, Caesar's Pharmacy and Secrets. Info exquisitedesigns@northrock.bm or 337-1335.

March 24-28, April 7-11

Bermuda National Gallery/Kaleidoscope Arts Foundation Mural art camp for 8-14 year olds, Kaleidoscope, cnr. Jubilee Rd and Parsons Lane, Devonshire, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Cost: members $300, others $350, inc. art materials. Further information/registration: Fiona at kaleidoscopeartsfoundation@logic.bm or tel. 236-5963.

March 24-28

Hasty Pudding Theatricals City Hall box office for 'Fable Attraction' open 12 noon to 2 p.m.

March 25

US Consulate 'Harvard in Hamilton for Habitat': Free benefit performance featuring singers Harvard Krokodiloes, Harvard Din & Tonics, and Radcliffe Pitches, Anglican Cathedral, Church Street, 12 noon. Donations accepted by Habitat for Humanity Bermuda. All welcome.

March 26-29

Hasty Pudding Theatricals 'Fable Attraction', City Hall theatre, 8 p.m. Tickets: $25. Online reservations: www.boxoffice.bm or City Hall box office March 24-28 12 noon to 2 p.m.

March 27-30

Bermuda Arts Centre at Dockyard Watercolour workshop with Canadian artist/instructor Marilyn Timms, SFCA, SCA. Further information/registration: tel. 234-2809 or website www.artbermuda.bm

March 28

BIFF Launch Party: Volcanic Productions is proud to host the 11th Bermuda International Film Festival Launch Party. Join us at Bermuda's only caffeine & culture hub for a legendary set from 'Bonehawk' - outer space's most revered DJ. Rock Island Café, Hamilton. 8 pm - 1 am. Cash Bar and light snacks. Tickets $20, are available at the door.

April 5

BIFF Wrap Party: Volcanic Productions says they will feature live performances by Langhorne Slim & The War Eagles, also witness the debut performance of Bermuda's most ignorant reggae artist 'UZIMON' (having recently sold ¼ million tracks on iTunes). Fairmont Hamilton Princess, Princess Ball Room. 9 pm - 2 am. Open Bar and Food. Tickets $80, are available at the BIFF box office, which is located in Washington Mall (old Frameworks) or $100 at the door.

April 11

Alliance Francaise 'Un Bistro à Paris' Annual Dinner at the Royal Hamilton Amateur Dinghy Club. Reception is 7 p.m. General meeting 7.30 p.m. and dinner at 8 p.m. French music and speakers. Tickets on sale at Pulp & Circumstance on Queen Street for $40 for members and $70 for non-members. For reservations before April 8 telephone 336-7901 or email alliancefrancaise@logic.bm.

April 18

Bermuda National Gallery 'An Evening in St. Tropez', Tucker's Point Beach Club. Cocktails 7 p.m., dinner 8 p.m. Tickets: $300 per person. Attire: St. Tropez chic. Further information: tel. 295-9428.

EXHIBITIONS

Ace Gallery 'Contemporary Vietnamese Painting' (six artists with different styles whose work draws from Vietnamese local life), Ace Global Headquarters building, 17 Woodbourne Avenue, Pembroke. Gallery hours: 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday to Friday. Admission free. Groups by appointment, tel. 295-5200.

Bermuda Arts Centre at Dockyard Until April 11: 'Partners' (group show by invited artists who created their work in partnership). Further information: tel. 234-2809, see website www.artbermuda.bm or e-mail artcentre[at] ibl.bm

Bermuda National Gallery Until April 4: Winter exhibitions: 1. Cultural Reflections (Inuit art from the Dennos Museum Centre collection, Innuit wall-hangings from the Judith Varney Burch Collection. 2. African Affinities. 3. Byllee Lang (tribute), Bermuda Collection. From April 25: Bacardi Ltd. Biennial Exhibition of Contemporary Bermuda Art. Further information: tel. 295-9428 or see website www.bng.bm

Bermuda Society of Arts Onions Gallery: Edinburgh Gallery: Studio A: Studio B: April Branco with her charcoals (debut exhibition). Upper level, City Hall. Gallery hours: Monday to Friday 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Saturdays 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Admission free. Further information: tel. 292-3824.

Commissioner's House, Bermuda Maritime Museum, Dockyard: Commissioner's House, Bermuda Maritime Museum, Dockyard:The Exploring Voyage of HMS Challenger in Bermuda 1873. A selection of original and reproduction photographs depicting Bermuda, which were used as evidence in the scientific reports of the Challenger voyage, 1872-76. From the Fay and Geoffrey Elliott Collection. 'U-505 Captured', an exhibit that tells the remarkable story of the capture off western Africa and the hiding of the submarine U-505 at Bermuda. On permanent display.Open daily 9:30am to 5pm (last admission 4:00pm). Admission $10 adults, $8 seniors, $5 children, free for members and children under five. Museum information tel. 234-1333, www.bmm.bm, e-mail marmuse@logic.bm.

Crisson & Hind Fine Art Gallery: Hand-carved African sculptures by master Shona artists of Zimbabwe, inc. stone heads, animals, abstracts. Second floor, Crisson Building, 71 Front Street. Hours: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday to Saturday. ? 295-1117, fax 295-1125.

Kaleidoscope Arts Foundation/Elliott Gallery March Until March 31. Ernst Arnold Bauer: 'Art Pure' (mixed media paintings and lithographs), Old Elliott School building, 27 Jubilee Road, Devonshire. Gallery hours: weekdays 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Official opening March 6 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Further information: tel. 504-3469 or email kaleidoscope@northrock.bm

Kafu Gallery: Further information: tel. 295-5238, e-mail info@kafu.bm or visit www.kafuhairandgallery.bm.

Masterworks Museum of Bermuda Art, Botanical Gardens, Paget.'Somerwhere Beyond the Sea' — highlights from the Masterworks Collection. Admission $5. Gallery hours: 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday to Saturday. Sundays by appointment. Further information: tel. 236-2950 or visit website www.bermudamasterworks.com

Masterworks at BF&M foyer: Vintage Bermuda travel posters. Pitts Bay Road, Pembroke. Open during normal business hours. Admission free.

Masterworks Foundation at Camden House, Botanical Gardens, Paget. Paintings from the Bermudiana Collection. Open Tuesdays and Fridays 12 noon to 2 p.m. Further information: tel 236-2950. Admission free.

Masterworks at Colonial Insurance Foyer Gallery: 'Recent Gifts and Acquisitions' (fiscal year 2003-2004) plus Dr. Pestana's lead soldiers exhibit, 35 Reid Street. Open Monday to Friday 8.30 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturdays 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Admission free.

Masterworks Rose Garden Gallery 'Afrik Eco Art: Recent Bermudian Works' by Marie-Denise Douyon. Closing reception March 14 5.30 p.m. to 7 p.m.

Rock Island Coffee Richelle Richards solo exhibition. Further information tel 296-5241.

Trevor (Cosmic Consciousness) Todd March 14-April 4: 'Colour and Sound Healing' — mixed media paintings, Blu Bar & Grill, Belmont Hills, 92 Middle Road, Warwick. Charity silent auction/official opening March 14, 6.28 p.m. to 8.28 p.m. Further information: tel.236-2390 or 337-1477.