Idiots surround us!
September 30, 2006
Dear Sir,
I just finished reading in today's , that ridiculous, tongue-in-cheek letter written by "A Disgusted (and Sarcastic) Bermudian," in reference to the "Go Home Foreigner Fliers!"
This letter was a waste ...
It was a beautiful Bermuda day, 25 days until Christmas. The sun was shining, the birds were singing but down in Dockyard one Longtail was very unhappy. Longtail Lila knew Santa wouldn't be able to give presents this year. Lila knew the elves were go...
Joshua’s mother paused. Slowly she lowered her fork and stared across the table at her older son.
“You’re— what?”
“A toad,” Joshua replied calmly, continuing to eat.
His brother, Brian, hooted with laughter as his mother gaped in disbelief.
“What,” s...
Weapon to everyone
December 17, 2005
Dear Sir,
It seems to have occurred to no one that the absence of sexual orientation in our human rights protections is a weapon available to everyone, not only to unchristian bigots who like to vent their hatred ...
?Wonderful!? is how Bermuda Aquarium Museum and Zoo curator Wolgang Sterrer called news the endangered Bermuda Land Snail has begun its bounce-back with 227 live specimens flourishing in a lab in London.
While many Bermudians understand the importanc...
You can?t win at Customs
December 23, 2004
Dear Sir,
With H.M. Customs and duty regulations currently enjoying high media profile, I am reminded of a particularly unpleasant and lengthy search: Last year, along with detailed goods for which I had rec...
As in past years there was an enthusiastic response from the Island's school aged students to Christmas Story competition this year. A whopping 103 students entered and 51 adults.
Judges of the contest said that deciding on winners was a particularly...
Keeping the Police safe
December 22, 2004
Dear Sir,
I am grateful for the opportunity to respond to the letter entitled ?Uniform and Fashion? (Royal Gazette, December 21) written by ?Skink and the Lobster Party?.
It is abundantly clear that the write...
Pathetic public greeting
November 26, 2004
Dear Sir,
“Good-morning-how-are-you?” “How-are-you-today!” They pass with a quick smile, not slackening pace or waiting for a reply. Flung over the shoulder, replies are lost in the snarl of traffic, “Have-g...
MASTERWORKS' final solo exhibit opens tonight at its Front Street gallery ? for artist Jackie Stevenson, preparing to showcase her first collection of works, the event will be decidedly bitter-sweet.
"It's my first art show, but it's also the end of ...
