“Where have you been?”Where haven't I been, I felt like saying. Sarcastic, however, is the last thing I would dream of being to an Immigration officer.“I've been around the world.”“Bring back anything interesting?”I couldn't hold back, “Interesting? I mean I got a blue, silk dress from Vietnam if that is what you meant.”I was waved into the back room. It was freezing.Welcome to Miami.The problem? Besides the sub-arctic temperatures? Well it wasn't my sarcasm, I was happy to find out. I was, however, unhappy to hear the problem was my American visa. Or my denial of one.I had been warned three months before Miami and in Dallas that I need to sign up online for the incorrectly named American Visa Waiver Program (how are you waiving a visa when you make me pay for entrance to your country? That is a visa, no?).Anyway, I wasn't going to argue and I did sign up at https://esta.cbp.dhs.gov/esta/Computers are great until they're not. The problem? Six years before Miami, America decided to enter in their computers that I was denied my student isa for my Master's' programme.“That's funny because I have the student visa right here and I have a Masters.”I am a pack rat, luckily, and produced the document from my passport holder.The customs officer didn't apologise, but did let me transit to Bermuda and suggested I invite him on my next trip around the world. Right.OK enough of the sarcasm, though, because visas are important things and the only way you're going to get into countries.Which brings me to the Rock Fever Column this week: Visas. Awww fun, Robyn. Real fun. Yeah, well it might not be fun now, but it will be worse when you don't plan ahead. Which brings us to tip one: before you visit any country, check with the consulate for up-to-date visa information. Example? Bermudian passport holders are still allowed to enter the United States without a formal visa process (well besides the automatic tourist one for 180 days). But those Bermudians who hold UK passports (like myself) need to go online every two years to apply for the tourist visa (this only changed two years ago).And make sure you check tip two: which passport are you using? OK so I am probably not writing this to the spies out there, but Bermudians will usually have a couple of passports. At the very least a Bermudian passport and a British one (I could even have a third, Canadian, if I wanted to). So before you fly figure out which one would give you the greatest immigration clearance ease.Which leads to three and if you are flying to the United States, Bermudians, you probably want to use a Bermudian passport. It saves you from the online visa application and worrying about when that might run out. Of course if you find yourself on the stop-list (ie you did something that landed you in court) then you will have to plan ahead regardless of your passport. Make sure you visit the US Consulate to begin the lengthy process of applying for a US visa (another reason you don't want a conviction!)However tip four: if you have a passport that requires an American visa (check out: https://esta.cbp.dhs.gov/esta/ to see if your country is listed) then, obviously, apply! It will take you about ten minutes and cost you about $15 for a two-year visa. Hardly difficult compared to some countries' processes.And tip five is for those who may not be computer literate or comfortable: have no fear because travel agencies will be able to help apply for the United States visa online. Of course it would help if you also buy your plane ticket from them. Which leads to tip six: should you want to travel to Europe with a Bermudian passport the tables turn. The passport (well and by extension, you, obviously!) will need a Schengen visa. It has a processing fee that can cost at least $80 (depending on which country in the Schengen countries you apply to), additional fees to send it abroad and it could take weeks to process.As Pat Adderley from C-Travel warns: “Most of the Schengen countries require a personal appearance. They don't want a third party involved. They don't want to hear from us (the travel agency). They want to meet you in person.” So why wouldn't you get a UK passport? If you are Bermudian you have the right, so use it!Of course no Bermuda or UK passport will get you off the hook when it comes to India. Visiting the largest democracy in the world will require a visa, but this visa is not about just visiting a website.Nope, which is why tip seven is about planning ahead for any trip because visas can take a while to get (I'm just using India as an example). For Bermudians to get their India visa for your Bermudian or UK passport it will have to be FedExed (for security purposes) to Washington DC and could take as many as two weeks to process. The tricky thing is once you have the visa the time starts ticking.While you might receive a six-month visa to visit India, that does not mean from the time you enter the country. Nope, it means from the day they issue the visa, which leads to tip eight: pay attention to details. India is not the only country that operates on time. Vietnam is similar. Once you tell them a date you are entering the country, it is set and will last for a month maximum. Silly me let that one run out before I had enough time in the country.Which leads to tip nine: DO NOT let visa applications stop you from travelling. They are just a way for a country to know who is entering (and make money as far as I'm concerned). So if you are intimidated by visa applications, then visit a travel agency in Bermuda for guidance. Do NOT apply though an agency online only the direct embassies of the country. I have heard some horror stories.And finally tip ten: for those who are planning a trip around the world only apply for the first visa you need. Every other visa can be done abroad. In Cambodia I could get a Vietnam visa in three days (one, if I had wanted to pay more). If I had gotten it at home, it would have just been a headache. It would have had to have been FedExed (so lots of money) and a waste (I didn't get to Vietnam when I thought I would).Oh and just because I'm feeling generous you've got ten plus one this week. Tip 11: When crossing borders make sure you have plenty of American cash on you for those visas that are only available for purchase (ie Turkey) and open for negotiation! I was almost in a pinch when crossing into Cambodia and all the “processing” fees. Thank goodness for American travel buddies.There are lots of visa tips out there and I could continue but that would be boring! So e-mail me at skinnerrobyn[AT]gmail.com for more or visit my website: www.robynswanderings.com And of course stay tuned for next week and travel quirks! Until next Wednesday, adios!