The LH has been teaching Chloe our phone number in case she gets lost. “But daddy,” she said, “maybe I should have a credit card …. you know, just in case.” It was a nice try. Later, I asked her what ...
The jet-setting LH is away again. I explained that it’s not a part-time position but was met with a withering look, whoops! Nevertheless, it was well-timed as we have continued to destroy the kitchen ...
“Mummy,” said Chloe, on the way home from the beach, “I want to go to a naked party!” Unfortunately I was mid-swig from my water bottle. If you have ever considered an in-car sinus wash, I don’t recom...
“Darling,” said my mother, holding up the one naughty thong that I own, “is this washable?” And so began Super Granny’s stay. Oh don’t get me wrong, I am grateful for the help, but how is it possible ...
All children have underdeveloped social filters, with Chloe being no exception. You may remember her very loud conversation about — how shall I put this — male anatomy, during a quiet moment in La Tra...
All children have underdeveloped social filters, with Chloe being no exception. You may remember her very loud conversation about — how shall I put this — male anatomy, during a quiet moment in La Tra...
Naughty Nana has arrived to stay and the naughtiness is already out of control. I arrived home to find the kids elbow deep in her make up bag, powdering their noses and applying lip gloss. I then disc...
Reaching under the bed to retrieve a hair clip and pulling out a cockroach was not an ideal way to start the day. It has however extended little Belle’s vocabulary. She now says “DUCK!” whenever she s...
It’s hard to know where to go after discussing your husband’s nuts in the paper. If you’re still trying to recover from last week’s column, rest assured that this one will be clean as a whistle. At a ...
The long-suffering LH has grown used to my demands, but he did do a double take when I asked him to soak his nuts in the kitchen.
Rather than setting off to find a man-sized bucket, he responded with ...
