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Whoops no column last week as I completely forgot what day it was. The school holidays and camp schedule have had me in a spin.
It’s hard to remember you have a day job when you are involved in yet another game of Frozen.
Chloe has confused the word ...
DATE: Apr 11, 2014
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Catherine Burns
All children have underdeveloped social filters, with Chloe being no exception. You may remember her very loud conversation about — how shall I put this — male anatomy, during a quiet moment in La Trattoria. This week’s gem was only marginally less e...
DATE: Sep 28, 2012
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Home & Away
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Catherine Burns
There are very, very few drawbacks to having a cleaner. But finding half your husband's End-to-End caveman costume folded neatly in your underwear draw is one of them. I presume this means she thinks the idea of me wearing a leopard skin headband and...
DATE: Jun 10, 2011
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The lovely husband jetted off for a week-long trip last night, and although I was sad to see him go, I have to say that I slept brilliantly. I went to sleep in a star shape and woke up in a star shape there's just something so good about stretching o...
DATE: May 22, 2009
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Catherine Burns
The affirmation that I have finally entered the realm of calm, capable, multi-tasking mummy-hood, didn't come from a freezer full of homemade, baby-food ice cubes as I expected.
Rather, it came as I managed to apply mascara perfectly with Chloe balan...
DATE: Oct 03, 2008
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Catherine Burns
After searching for my car for half an hour on the wrong floor of Bulls Head car park, it occurred to me I ought to do something about my memory. People say that when you have a baby your memory deteriorates, and so far — so true. I guess this is lar...
DATE: Aug 08, 2008
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Catherine Burns
So far so good with my New Year's resolutions. I haven't touched a drop of alcohol since New Year's Eve and I'm feeling mighty clear-headed.
I also got tricked into advanced yoga by a friend (she said it was easy) and despite being the most uncoordin...
DATE: Jan 19, 2007
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Catherine Burns
It's nearly impossible to do it all.
There is always one nauseating person who can juggle their job, children, partner and team sports without batting an eyelid. This is also the person that freezes leftover wine into ice-cube trays (leftover wine?) ...
DATE: Jan 12, 2007
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Catherine Burns
My new year began with an amazing example of survival against all odds.
I'm not sure how, but sometime on New Year's Eve a tree frog hopped into our washing machine. Oblivious to this, as we set out for the evening, I put my husband's gym socks on fo...
DATE: Jan 05, 2007
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Catherine Burns
Now very few of us find it easy to be perfectly healthy over Christmas.
I did try one year, when I was 13 and totally traumatised by a spotty forehead.
I was convinced that if I avoided everything that contained sugar and drank enough water, I'd star...
DATE: Dec 22, 2006
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